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Your Religion Is False

Joel Grus (Brightwalton LLC: Jun 6, 2009), 258 pages.

Contents

    • Preface     xiii
  • The Fundamentals of Why Your Religion is False     1
    • 1 The basics of religion     2
    • 2 The origins of religion     4
    • 3 A few words about religious language     7
    • 4 A few words about the inheritance of religion     8
    • 5 A few words about religious stories     10
  • Things that Cleanliness is Next to (and that are False)     12
    • 6 Godliness is false     13
    • 7 Souliness is false     19
    • 8 Heavenliness is false     21
    • 9 Angelness is false     24
  • Religions that You Think Nobody Practices Anymore But Some People Still Do     26
    • 10 Religions involving the worship of giant sonte heads are false     27
    • 11 Indigenous religions of Africa are false     30
    • 12 Greek mythology is flase     32
    • 13 Religions involving totem poles, peyote, or casinos are false     36
  • Religions Practiced Primarily by Asians and Asian Fetishists     38
    • 14 Hinduism is false     39
    • 15 Buddhism is false     42
    • 16 Sikhism is false   48
    • 17 Jainism is false     51
    • 18 Zoroastrianism is false     53
    • 19 Bahá’í is false      56
    • 20 Feng Shui is false     58
    • 21 Toism is false     60
    • 22 Confucianism is false     62
    • 23 Shinto is false     63
  • Religions of the Jews     65
    • 24 The story of the Jews     66
    • 25 Judaism is false     73
    • 26 Orthodox Judaism is false     75
    • 27 Reform Judaism is false     77
    • 28 Kabbalah is false     79
    • 29 JuBu is false     81
  • Religions that Everyone Agrees are Types of Christianity     82
    • 30 The story of Jesus     83
    • 31 Christianity is false     89
    • 32 Catholicism is false     94
    • 33 Orthodoxy is false     101
    • 34 Conservative Protestantism is false     103
    • 35 Liberal Protestantism is false      106
    • 36 Dispensational Premillenialism is false     108
    • 37 Snake-handling is false     111
    • 38 "Cool" Christianity is false     114
    • 39 Some obligatory words about Thomas Kinkade and Joel Osteen     116
  • Religions Founded by Mohammed     118
    • 40 Mohammed and the mountain     119
    • 41 Sunni and Shi’a     122
    • 42 Islam is false     124
    • 43 Salafism is false     130
    • 44 Sufism is false     132
  • Religions that May or May Not Be Christianity, Depending on Whom You Ask     134
    • 45 Messianic Judaism is false     135
    • 46 Religions that claim to be science are false     137
    • 47 Religions that leave tracts in the laundromat on 12th Avenue are false     139
    • 48 Twelve-step programs are false     141
    • 49 Seventh-Day Adventism is false     143
    • 50 Quakerism is false     145
    • 51 Amishness is false     147
    • 52 Mormonism is false     148
  • Religions Popular with Flakey Californians and Rebellious Teenagers     151
    • 53 Jediism is false     152
    • 54 Thelema is false     153
    • 55 Vodou is false     155
    • 56 Wicca is false     157
    • 57 Environmentalism is false     159
    • 58 New Age is false     161
    • 59 Astrology is false     164
    • 60 Objectivism is false     167
    • 61 Scientology is false     169
    • 62 Other cults are false     172
  • Religions That Were Made Up Very Recently     176
    • 63 Intelligent Design is false     177
    • 64 Falun Gong is false     180
    • 65 Choprism is false     183
    • 66 Rastafari is false     185
    • 67 Dai Dao Tam Ky Pho Do is false     187
    • 68 Cheondoism is false     189
    • 69 Clapton-worship is false     191
    • 70 Dungeons and Dragons is false     192
    • 71 Singularitarianism is false     194
    • 72 Hooliganism is false     196
    • 73 Juche is false     197
    • 74 Pastafarianism is false     199
  • Religions That Are Barely Religions But Are Still Religion Enough To Be False     200
    • 75 Deism is false     201
    • 76 Unitarian Universalism is false     202
    • 77 Pantheism is false     204
    • 78 Agnosticism is false     206
    • 79 "Non-religious spirituality" is false     208
    • 80 Apatheism is false     209
  • Odds and Ends     210
    • 81 "What about my religion?"     211
    • 82 Moderation as a virtue?     212
    • 83 Non-overlapping magisteria?     214
    • 84 Isn’t atheism a religion?     216
    • 85 "But without religion…"     217
    • 86 "What about all the good things religion did?"     219
    • 87 "But religion is what gives my life meaning…"     221
    • 88 Religious freedom and religious tolerance      223
    • 89 Separation of church and state     226
    • 90 Hot-button issues, A to Z     228
    • 91 Conclusion     238