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Lupine Surveillance

Live streaming puppies are the new Obama.

 

 

Meat Company in Deep Freeze

Looks like famished frumies will have to get into their camouflage outfits and start hunting for brisket. Agriprocessors, the Iowa-based kosher slaughterhouse, halted production today as executives scrambled to find a way to deal with a recently defaulted loan.

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Hump Day Helper

 

Cheer up! This video of Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. I nearly died when she tries to say “off da chizzle for shizzle.”

The Third Annual Heeb Film Festival

After visits to the Everyman Theatre in London and the Aurora Picture Show in Houston, TX, the Heeb Film Fesival debuts in New York City on November 22-23. Treading the line between the holy and the profane, the universal and the particular, the earnest

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Jewish Mafia Kingpin Dead

Ya’acov Alperon, the Don of Israel’s largest crime family, was killed in a car bombing yesterday. He has previously survived two other car bomb attempts as well as a grenade being thrown at his home. It is not yet known who was behind the attack. The current

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Diane Sawyer Marvels at Jon Stewart’s Nice Singing Voice

Diane Sawyer knows how to appreciate a Jew—she married Mike Nichols after all. Listen to her ring Jon Stewart’s bell and stroke his miseltoe as he sings along with Stephen Colbert about the 25th of Kislev — otherwise known as Hanukkah.

The Truth Behind Madonna’s English Accent

In breaking news Good Morning America finally explains to the nation the mystery behind Foreign Accent Syndrome, AKA the high-browing of Midwestern housewives and anglophiles like Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. The report states that after trauma to the brain,
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Bibi Jeebies

Israeli politician, Benjamin Netanyahu’s campaign website is a blatant rip-off of President Elect Obama’s, right down to the fonts and social networking options.

 

I can’t decide if it makes it more or less embarrassing for the Netanyahu campaign that it

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Who is Martin Eisenstadt?

You may remember him as the alleged source behind the Sarah Palin/Africa leak. He revealed himself as a McCain policy advisor, and few in the blogosphere/mainstream media questioned his legtimacy.

 

Turns out, however, that the dude is not real. “Martin

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Wacky Mormons Love to Baptize Dead Jews

The controversy over LDS posthumous baptisms continues. See, the Mormons have this thing in which they offer salvation to the dead by performing rites that “baptize” them in absentia, giving even us backward Jews a glimpse at heaven. Thanks, guys!

 

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